cozely:

I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once 

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z-eniith:

this happened

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kateordie:

bevsi:

if-dementors-were-pink:

can we just take a moment to imagine little cute nine-year-old hermione reading matilda

and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind

and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move

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Sometimes I get huffy about tumblr but then I see that 260,000 people got the same kind of chills I did reading this…

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Plays: 1094681

absent-minded-writer:

profoundbondwiththepizzaman:

senorpacman:

Some Basic French Expressions

I SENT THIS TO MY FRENCH TEACHER AND HE PEED HIS PANTS

it doesn’t have bazinga written out on the side and this is upsetting to me

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"Maybe Harry Potter’s real and you’re not."

John Green (via pansyserum)

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amenparis:

gravity was such a great film

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