this is Alice in Wonderland
all of these are fuckin weird I want 20 of each
Is this even real life?
The mayor of Mississauga, Canada is a badass. via
Hazel McCallion, everbody.
92 years old,
34 years in office,
$0 in debt
$700 million in reserve
Eight prime ministers
But women aren’t strong leaders… OH WAIT.
Now I’m sure somebody’s gonna tell me something but
- supports a Palestinian state
- supports Aids CHarities
- told her city well if we cant get money y’all need to pay taxes and maintains a 76 approval rating
- nick named Hurricane Hazel
- and is so boss lady that she don’t run she’ tells folks to give that money to charity
I will always reblog this lady.
This woman is officially my new hero.
In regards to the flooding in the GTA yesterday, she apparently said that she hasn’t seen rain like that since her neighbour Noah was building a boat.
New hero in life.
OMfg i was in starbucks and i saw this girl with pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it and i hissed “hipster blogger” and she hissed back because she was actually a snake haha what’s a SNAKe doing in star bucks? i only have 60 followes
Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)
Kate Winslet goes in to hug Matthew for his Oscar.
He feels a sharp pain in his stomach, warmth leaving his body replaced with the cold of metal. He can’t even look down, but he knows what happened
Kate smiles while holding him, and leans in, and with a mix of a hiss and a whisper says:
"DiCaprio sends his regards."
OH MY GOD
Kristen Bell wins all the Mothers Day awards
Moments later [Ellen DeGeneres] is onstage handing out pizza- much to the dismay of Benedict Cumberbatch, who is backstage about to present an award. "Damn, I missed the pizza," he says to Jennifer Garner.– USA Today- 3/3/14 (via tilthenexttime)
A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.